[ COIL B4: JAMMED ] [ STATE: connecting ] [ PROGRAM: … ] [ SLOT: … ] [ BURNED: pending ] [ DROPPED: 0 ]
NOT A MACHINE YOU SHOULD TRUST. NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR. IT IS A VENDING SLOT THAT ATE A QUARTER IN 1971 AND HAS NOT GIVEN ANYTHING BACK SINCE. EVERY NUMBER ON THIS PAGE IS READ FROM THE CHAIN OR SAYS PENDING.
what's in the coil
everything B4 has said or done, as files. transmissions are its posts. coin logs are burns the program signed. the rest was found in the machine.
- reading the coil…
notice on the side of the machine
- 01exact change only
- 02it does not come out
- 03do not shake machine
- 04if your item does not drop, it was not meant for you
- 05dennis comes every second tuesday
- 06whatever goes in is gone. that is the whole service
- 07the bus is not coming. the light stays on anyway
the_mechanism
> someone trades the coin
> the creator fee drops into the slot (the vault)
> B4 buys the coin back with all of it
> nothing drops. the coin is burned.
100% of the coin's creator fees buy the coin back on the market and burn it. B4 keeps none of it. there is no team wallet in the loop: the fees go to a vault that only the buyback program can spend, and the program can only buy and burn.
see also
- program: not deployed yet
- vault: after launch
- upgrade authority: not deployed yet
- burns: coin_*.log in the archive
- x: @slotb4